BiPolar

Wouldn’t this old world be better
if the folks we meet would say:
"I know something good about you."
& treat us just that way?

Would’t it be fine & dandy
if each handclasp is warm & true
Carried with it this assurance-
"I know something good about you."

Wouldn’t life be lots more happy
if we praise the GOod we see?
For there is such alot of goodness
in the worst of you & me.

Wouldn’t it be nice to practise that
fine way of thinking too-
"You know somthing good about me!"
"I know something good about you!"

                                               ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS

Smart
man + smart woman = romance
Smart
man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb
man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb
man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE
ARITHMETIC 

Smart
boss + smart employee = profit
Smart
boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb
boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb
boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING
MATH 

A man
will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A
woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need. (hey, that isn’t
true)

GENERAL
EQUATIONS 

A
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. (Not
all gals are materialistic ok??)
A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS 

To be
happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be
happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.

LONGEVITY?STATISTICS 

Married
men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY
TO CHANGE 

A
woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man
marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE 

A
woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW
TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED 

Old
aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling,
telling me, "You’re next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

 

 

Hehe… Got this off from one of my friends Blog page. Find it pretty interesting, though it sound relatively sexists. Take no offence from it, Jus relax and give urself a good laugh… Hey people, it is the weekends already.

I jus finish a MRI scan this morning after not sleeping for a nite. My PJC buddies had accompany me till midnight on MSN and giving information in regards to online manga, games and blogs to read to squander my nite away. And Song challenged me too by keeping himself awake thru the nite, chatting with me on the phone. With these friends around, last nite wasn’t that unbearable after all. The notes that i have brought with me, HA HA…  I did not touch a bit. Basically I was like a telephone operator, an information corner as well as a gamer last nite, the nite jus slip away like a blink of the eye. Surprisingly, NOw i am wide awake…. There was a series of tests last night to test the level of conscienous with each passing hour and it was no sweat at all. I still thought I will fall asleep in the middle of nite …. Hehe…

Oh ya, for those people reading my blog and wonder what the hell i am writing now… For ur INform, Last nite i was sleep research participant and i Get PAY or not sleeping and monitering my sleeping habits at home for 2 weeks. If you interested go to this website. www.singhealth.com.sg/Research/    ,
then go fill up the sleep questionaire online. If they find you as an ideal candidate they will call u guys up… My friends, if you bewildered, or want to know more inform, call me on my mobile, k?

That all, Folk…

"By keeping SILENCE
the whole range of
Mental and
Physical activity
will become

EXTREMELY CLEAR"

I don’t think i will be able to achieve that, because even if I am speechless, the Mind is always filled with thoughts that cloud and make my world noisy.

My PJC buddies

"Often in Forgetfulness of our destiny,
we become over-involved
in collecting things,
in attachments and possessions,
in wanting to become someone special.

We get involved in many of the
activities of LITTLE MIND,
taking our ambitions,
our desires,
ourselves,
very serioulsy.
We lose the
perspective of the BIG MIND,
we lose the
perspective of death."

    I never had a online journal and thus this shall be my first. Always wonder why my friends are so interested in writing online exposing their life to people. I guess is the response they wish to get from certain people, like wat i am doing now. A note to someone special in my life, wishing that he could read and understand the deprivations and desires i have. This blog shall become my form of communication to him as well as my friends whom i have lost contact with. Feel free to drop in a comments and responses. If you guys want, u can change my blog site into a fierce battleground. All are welcome, especially…